Sunday, March 26, 2006

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Killed In Deep Space...

Our good friends at Chewy Software bring the latest in SKMA Technology. This 19 jewel, .05 focal pulse pistol is just the ticket for that dicey, ambush studded EVA to repair a solar panel. Don't be sold anything short of the best, friends.
Tri-axis baffling cancels out all inertia to .00689 of bore velocity. Insulating beading protects from static charge and thermal spiking. Remember SKMA (Soft Kill, My Ass) Tech is the official method of protection chosen by spacemen everywhere.

1 comment:

Fred Schiller said...

Bah! Pulse weaponry is for is for the weak.

If you've got a beef with someone, be a man about it and chuck a beehive at 'em.

Reliance on technology will be our undoing.